piglet in boots!
something’s gone awry when a pig doesn’t want to be in shit.
according to daily mail, when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard “she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty.”

solution? four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in the farmer’s offices… the main concern for these sweet/insane farmers: ‘hopefully she will grow out of her phobia of mud before she needs a new set of boots.’
sidenote: i am urging everyone to check in with the daily mail’s front page every once in awhile. wild shit, UK style.